I have a wide waist line. The reasons might be obvious (and universal), but some people are still curious.
For the benefit (and entertainment) of those who want to know why i'm fat, here are some reasons. You are free to believe them, but do so at your own risk.
- Because I like to live life kingsize
- Because my parents always wanted me to make it big
- Because it makes me look rich and prosperous
- Because I prefer Family-Packs over Six-Packs
- Because I eat when I'm hungry, or when I'm sad, or when I'm happy of when I'm bored, or when I'm stressed, or when I'm exhausted, or when I'm...
- Because it is a sin to waste food - both yours as well as others'
- Because it's part of my growth strategy
- Because I like to cheat
- Because I like weightlifting
- Because nothing else was getting big
Hope that satisfies you. If you have your own set of reasons for your own weight issues, please feel free to share them in the comments box.