Friday, 27 April 2018

WAIST-ED


I have a wide waist line. The reasons might be obvious (and universal), but some people are still curious.

For the benefit (and entertainment) of those who want to know why i'm fat, here are some reasons. You are free to believe them, but do so at your own risk.


  • Because I like to live life kingsize
  • Because my parents always wanted me to make it big
  • Because it makes me look rich and prosperous
  • Because I prefer Family-Packs over Six-Packs
  • Because I eat when I'm hungry, or when I'm sad, or when I'm happy of when I'm bored, or when I'm stressed, or when I'm exhausted, or when I'm...
  • Because it is a sin to waste food - both yours as well as others'
  • Because it's part of my growth strategy
  • Because I like to cheat death belts
  • Because I like weightlifting
  • Because nothing else was getting big
Hope that satisfies you. If you have your own set of reasons for your own weight issues, please feel free to share them in the comments box.



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    16 comments:

    1. Ashwini S. Menon27 April 2018 at 07:51

      Hahahaha. Way to own it Chriss! :)

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    2. Anonymous27 April 2018 at 09:05

      Haha..These are wonderful excuses.. Priya
      Priyreflects.com

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      1. CRD29 April 2018 at 23:26

        Glad you liked them Priya. Thanks for dropping by :)

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    3. Deepa27 April 2018 at 09:30

      hahaahhahahaahhahahahahaahhahaahhaah. u rock this post

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      1. CRD29 April 2018 at 23:26

        Thanks Deepa. That comment makes my day :)

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    4. Anonymous27 April 2018 at 15:56

      hehehe.. you nailed it. Add another, "I hate Anami's workouts" LOL

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      1. CRD29 April 2018 at 23:27

        Hahaha...but I...erm...love your workouts :p

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    5. Shesha Chaturvedi28 April 2018 at 08:42

      Hahahahahahaha the most hilarious one for me was “Because my parents always wanted me to make it big” LOL

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    6. Unknown29 April 2018 at 19:24

      Yup! fair enough!

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      1. CRD29 April 2018 at 23:28

        Each and every one of them is fair...

        People are unfair though...they poke fun at pot bellies :(

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    7. Shilpa29 April 2018 at 20:06

      "Because I like weightlifting", this was very well humourly crafted. Ha-Ha Post!!
      Shilpa!

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      1. CRD29 April 2018 at 23:29

        Thanks a ton Shilpa. Glad you liked it :)

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    8. Anagha Yatin30 April 2018 at 20:14

      Its not your problem actually. The gravity needs to be blamed for that, Criss!
      The pic at the beginning of the post itself gave me a tongue in cheek and later was ROFL!!!

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