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There's A Pretty Fine Chick
With A Bag Full Of Tricks
She Drives Me Insane And Love-Blind
She Canoodles With Pricks
Quite Simply, For Kicks
She's Dreadfully Out Of Her Mind

There's A Hundred Names Scrawled On Her Chest
And Now She's A Heart-Throb Away From The Next

She Falls Head Over Heels
For A Sleazeball on Wheels
And Gives Him Much More Than Her Heart
She Thinks He's A Great Deal
"Plus He's Got Sex Appeal"
But This One Was Doomed From The Start

She Laments Falling Prey To His Charms
And Now She's A Heartache Away From My Arms

I Lend Her My Shoulder
I Try To Get Closer
And Join Her In Cursing The Cheat
I Comfort And Hold Her
I Hug And Console Her
And Help Her Get Back On Her Feet

I'm Surprised At The Way Life's Unfurled
Coz Now She's A Heartstring Away From My World

And Soon We Get Talking
Old Habits We're Knocking
We're Settling Our Woes With High-Fives
At Parties We're Rocking
She's Popping, I'm Locking
We're Having The Time Of Our Lives

I've Been Patiently Playing My Part
And Now She's A Heartbeat Away From My Heart

Then One Day I Called Her
To Tell Her I Love Her
But I Guess She Could Not Comprehend
Coz She Burst Out In Laughter
And Called Me A Prankster
"Cut It Out, You're My Best Friend"

Yeah She Tells Me That I'm Just A Friend
I'm heartbroken And This Is The End

The End...