WHY I SHAVE MY HEAD

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I shave my head, almost everyday.

People ask me why, some
lout of genuine curiosity, others just for fun.

I hate both types.

Some people think it's funny when they ask bald guys for a comb. I wish I could take that comb,turn it sideways and shove it up the joker's Tundra region.

Although it's none of your bloody business, here are some possible reasons why I shave my head. One/all/none of these answers might be true. Choose any one to suit yourselves.

I shave my head...

• Because in my case (absolutely) nothing is better than (a scarce) something.

• Because I firmly believe that all men will eventually go bald, and I wanted  to enjoy first movers' advantage

• Because I'm fully aware of the power of aero-dynamics

• Because I wanted to get in touch with my inner Chanakya

• Because shampoos cost a bomb these days

• Because I wanted to keep my inner-Samson in control and Delilahs away

• Because I heard the NBA were looking for Indian recruits

• Because I wanted to maximise the absorption of Vitamin D

• Because I love to keep people guessing whether I'm a gentle Buddhist or a mercurial Hell's Angel

• Because yanking the hair off would be really painful

Please leave us baldies alone.

(Bald) Jann-Hith Mein Jaari

Cheers

CRD