Tuesday 3 November 2015

WHY I SHAVE MY HEAD

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 I shave my head, almost everyday.

People ask me why, some
lout of genuine curiosity, others just for fun.

I hate both types.

Some people think it's funny when they ask bald guys for a comb. I wish I could take that comb,turn it sideways and shove it up the joker's Tundra region.

Although it's none of your bloody business, here are some possible reasons why I shave my head. One/all/none of these answers might be true. Choose any one to suit yourselves.

I shave my head...


  • Because in my case (absolutely) nothing is better than (a scarce) something.
  • Because I firmly believe that all men will eventually go bald, and I wanted  to enjoy first movers' advantage
  • Because I'm fully aware of the power of aero-dynamics
  • Because I wanted to get in touch with my inner Chanakya
  • Because shampoos cost a bomb these days
  • Because I wanted to keep my inner-Samson in control and Delilahs away
  • Because I heard the NBA were looking for Indian recruits
  • Because I wanted to maximise the absorption of Vitamin D
  • Because I love to keep people guessing whether I'm a gentle Buddhist or a mercurial Hell's Angel
  • Because yanking the hair off would be really painful
Please leave us baldies alone.

(Bald) Jann-Hith Mein Jaari

Cheers
CRD
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11 comments:

  1. P3 November 2015 at 02:40

    Maybe I have an incurable medical condition and asking in such a way is offensive, insensitive and/or downright rude.

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    1. CRD12 November 2015 at 13:15

      To each his/her own:-)

      Hamaare log are a little lowly ranked on the sensitivity index

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  2. Adeline3 November 2015 at 23:48

    Guys r lucky that they go unnoticed when bald. But when in case of women,its like talk of the town as if its something unnatural that one goes bald :p

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    1. CRD12 November 2015 at 13:16

      Trust apne log to not mind their own business(es)

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  3. Rejo John6 November 2015 at 00:22

    XD XD

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  4. Subodh Bhide6 November 2015 at 00:26

    Hillarious !!

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  5. Toobs.S10 November 2015 at 20:34

    You have a great humour bone in your body :)
    This was great!

    Happy Diwali :)
    Warm wishes.

    www.alwaysandforevertk.blogspot.com

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    1. CRD12 November 2015 at 13:18

      Haha. Thanks:-) Happy Diwali to you too:-)

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  6. Alcina15 November 2015 at 00:30

    That was so cool. I liked the attitude up here, will surely turn up for more :)

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  7. Afshan Shaik17 November 2015 at 13:11

    So many cool reasons :)
    good one. I love the way u framed answers

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