Wednesday, 4 April 2018

DISTORTED DREAM

Frellen woke up with a start. Sitting up in bed, he found himself shivering and gasping for breath. He could feel icy cold beads of sweat standing on his forehead. 

He looked up at the ceiling. The ceiling fan was motionless. He looked around. Romilda was still lying next to him, her otherwise provocative naked body contorted into an almost unworldly heap of mass. He could hear her snoring like a pig, and although it was dark, he could vaguely see a couple of her limbs dangling from one side of the bed.

He yanked her awake by her leg.

"Wha...", she struggled to sit up. "What happened?"

"I had....I had a dream..."

"Again?" She could barely keep her eyes open.

"Yeah...we were sitting up in bed naked...just like we are now..."

"Ahaan?", she rubbed her sleepy bleary eyes.

"And the ceiling fan wasn't working...exactly like right now."

"Oh...did we forget to switch it on last night? We really went wild, didn't we?", she winked and placed a hand on his crotch.

"You were touching me...in my dream too...", he placed his hand on top of hers to stop her.

"Really? That's interesting...", she moved his hand aside and began stroking his tool.

"You did this too..", he looked up at the ceiling and rubbed his forehead, trying to think hard, "...But just then, something terrible happened."

At that point, the fan made a creaking noise and dropped down, dangling by the wires just above Romilda's head.

She took a moment to gather her wits and finally broke the deadlock, "Did...Did this...also happen?"

"Yes", he replied without betraying any emotion.

"You know you're a freak, right?"

"Hmmm...Maybe."

"So is it over now?"

"Not quite", he said, still looking up at the ceiling and biting his lower lip.

"Never mind then. Let's get back to our unfinished business now, shall we?" She licked her lips and bent forward towards his crotch.

Just then, her false teeth popped out with a huge blob of saliva.

"Jeez... That's exactly what happened!"


20 comments:

  1. Ah I just realized why I hadn't said anything for so long 😂. I was in the metro while reading this and the person sitting next to me read it too. We then got into a debate on whether such content should be on the internet. Morning exercise done thanks to you ☺️.

    Coming to the post, I actually didn't get the last sentence of it. Did the chandelier fell on her?

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    1. Damn!!! Really?? I'm living an artist's dream...every artist dreams of being provocative at some point in his life, no? ;)

      I'm interested in knowing what your stance was :p

      You didn't get it?? She was wearing false teeth and they fell out of her mouth. :p

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  2. Oh gosh...the fan should have fallen on her instead!
    Very unexpected end...never saw that coming.

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    1. Oh, why did you want the fan to fall on her. Aren't people with false teeth entitled to some fun? :p

      Thanks for dropping by. There's been a dearth of comments today, which was kinda disappointing, because I think this is one of my most creatively-satisfying posts thus far.

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  3. Oh god! That one made me laugh out loud - like slapping the bed kind of laugh. Thank you for that. Don't think it needs that 'adult' warning though.

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    1. Haha. Glad you liked it. I made you laugh? You just made my day!

      Well the adult content warning was sort of a means to catch readers off-guard and surprise them at the very end.

      Thanks for dropping by Suchita :)

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  4. Lol, a witty end to the saga. Did not see it coming, was expecting a rather terrible end. And before I forget, you have a nice choice of names for your characters in all posts.

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    1. Glad you liked it. I do put in a lot of thought and effort while choosing names for characters; thanks for recognising that.

      Thanks for dropping by.

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  5. I could see why he woke up with a sweat. That would've been horrifying :D


    D is for Dependant

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    1. Haha. Sure might have been. Imagine expecting a treat and getting teeth instead :p

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  6. Such an unexpected ending ...so horrifying

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    1. It was intended to be funny. I honestly did not seek to horrify you. Sincere apologies.

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  7. Ummm ... really not sure what to say to that except, ewwww. :S
    Tasha
    Tasha's Thinkings - Movie Monsters

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    1. I'm sure Frellen said ewwww too :p

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  8. I was seriously at the edge of my seat waiting for the worse possible thing to happen. Now I'm laughing because that wasn't what I was expecting. Good job!

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    1. Thanks smsaves. A job well done brings a lot of satisfaction. Glad you liked it :)

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  9. I thought she turns into a serpent or something, these are just false teeth. No big deal

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    1. As a writer, it would be no big deal to give my readers predictable stuff. Anyway, thanks for the feedback.

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  10. Oh my!! The ending was something I never thought could be ;-) LOL. False teeth fell, was wondering if she might get a shock from fan or something. Funny story.

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  11. 😂😂 I expected two things .. sensuous or thrilling, while reading it ..
    and it turned out to be funny .. so it basically had all the three ..
    Amazing😄

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