It was already way past 1:00 am, but Anshuman couldn't get himself to sleep. He was still thinking about the other night when Kavita had left him high and dry.
He was also thinking about the kind of attention she was getting on social media. Insecurities about Pratik, Manoj and many others in her social circle festered like an abscess that had been ignored for too long. He simply had to make sure Kavita was not slipping away.
He quickly logged into his Instagram account and began typing out a DM to Kavita.
Every Night On Insta
I See You, I Feel You
Then I Get A Boner, So Strong
I Have Checked Your Stories
And Sent You Some DMs
But You Keep Me Waiting Too Long
Near...Far...Wherever We Are
It's Insane That The Lockdown's So Long
Fear Not, I'm Not Being A Twat
You Are Here In My Thoughts
And My Dreams Will Go On And On
Your Eyes Are So Alluring
Your Curves, So Enthralling
Lips Are So Beguiling, Oh Lord!
Hair Is Long And Silky
Your Skin, White And Milky
My Fantasies Are Kinky, Oh Lord!
Near? Far? Let's Meet In My Car
Why The Hell Is The Lockdown So Long?
Fear Not, I Won't Be A Twat
You Are Here In My Thoughts
And My Dreams Will Go On And On
Call Me Wherever You Are
I Don't Care If The Lockdown's Still On
Screw Fate, I Just Cannot Wait
We'll Be Safe In My Car
And The Night Can Go On And On
Kavita took more than five minutes to respond. "Babe...it's way past 1 in the night. Why the hell are you still awake?"
"I want you baby. Let's meet...right now!"
"Are you crazy? It's so late!"
"Please baby!"
"Relax baby...we'll meet tomorrow. Okay?"
"Really?"
"Yes baby! Now go to sleep!"
"Did you like it?"
"Like what?"
"The song I wrote?"
"Oh...that? It's cute."
"Aww...thank you dear."
"G'nite my love...Mmmwaah."
"G'nite Sweety."
Kavita smiled to herself. That was such a cute gesture. Yes, it was cringe-worthy and not very creative, but it was cute. She copied the entire write-up and pasted it on another DM window.
"What is this?" The response was quick and came across as bemused.
"Anshuman wrote me a song. Cute na?"
"This isn't a love song....this is a spoof song. Celine Dion will turn in her grave long after she's dead."
"Haha...I know, Manoj. But guess what...he wanted to bring his car below my place so that we could meet. And maybe even have some action."
"Hey...I have a car too!"
"So...you coming?"
"Be there in 10 minutes!"
Idiosyncrasies of a Covidiot
All episodes so far
Episode 01 - Aaho-Choo Story
Episode 02 - Bus-Ted
Episode 03 - Bohemian Clapsody
Episode 04 - Departmental Chor
Episode 05 - Exceptionally Coarse
Episode 06 - Fruits & Nuts
Episode 07 - Gross Spread
Episode 08 - Helping Hands
Episode 09 - I Want to Break Free
Episode 10 - Jamboree
Episode 11 - Keep Safe Distance
Episode 12 - Let There Be Light
Episode 13 - Musical Masti
Episode 14 - Night Riders
Episode 15 - Order Order
I love Anshuman...The perfect underdog! BTW Celine may turn in her grave but I sang the whole song along !!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Manoj is a successful assumptive closer.
ReplyDeleteHaha...I started reading the song and then something struck me. There it was! And then I knew why...It's Anshuman!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh a double-crossing girlfriend for the covidiot!I knew that there was something too familiar about that song!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering why parts of the song sounded familiar and now the Titanic theme is stuck in my head. xD Looks like he's being played. Poor thing.
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