MAJOR PEEVES

Every one has peeves. I have my own set too. Read on to find out if your peeves match mine. I hate: -

1. The screeching sound of rusted metal on hard surfaces. Like the sound of a mop's rusted rod rubbing against the floor.. Yuck!


2. The shoddy and third - class advertisements on India TV.


3. Too many people calling out my name at the same time.


4. Too many sorry's and thank you's.


5. People talking too loudly, whether or not on their cellphones.


6. Guys leching openly at girls, and thinking it makes them look cool...be discreet man, its embarassing for the people who are with you.


7. Speaking while chewing on paan. Not only is it an eyesore for people speaking to them, but its also not very pleasurable to have red spittle-droplets being showered on you.


8. Dhoni look-alikes...eeks


9. Girls who giggle too much, especially when they're in groups. No, seriously!


10. Navjyot Singh Sidhu on TV. He laughs like a babboon high on laughing gas and rarely lets others speak.


11. Abhijit Sawant's "Mohabbatein Lutaunga" aarghhh. And then his mouth spray ad - double aarghhh.
12. The donkey who tries to bray tunes whenever he gets an opportunity, and makes crappy poems on INDIAN IDOL. Oh, his name's Anu Malik, is it?


13. The "Yeh hai paaya paaya" qawwaali on THE GREAT INDIAN LAUGHTER CHALLENGE. Ought to be used by the police for torturing suspects for third degree interrogations. I guarantee 101% results [:p]


14. Ravi Shastri and Wasim Akram's "Shaz And Waz" show during cricket match lunch breaks. Let us enjoy our breaks dudes.


15. Some over-hyping, irrsponsible and judgmental media and news channels.


16. Bhoot shows on 'NEWS CHANNELS'..sheesh.


17. Saas bahu dramas on TV. No need to explain why.


18. Shows like "LEFT RIGHT LEFT", "Sanjivani", "Saara Aakaash", etc that start off promising different kinds of stories, but eventually turn into sequels and remakes of point 17.


19. TV journalists asking foreign male celebrities, "So what do you think about Indian women?".. What the hell? Are you TV journalists or pimps?


20. Tele Shopping Network ads. Bizarre. Period.


21. RGV's films and music in his movies. the song lyrics sound as if they've been forcibly translated from telugu to Hindi. And the movies he makes nowadays give stiff competition to another idiot "Kaizad Gustad's" movies. Poor fella, he's lost it.
22. Hip-hop videos. Theyre all the same, lotsa gold chains, skimpily dressed gals, and "yeah, yeah" or "yo, yo"