WHY THE WORLD DIDN'T END IN 2012

Here we are. We finished with 2012, are more-than-a-month into 2013, and the world didn't end.

So, you think the Apocalypse prediction was a farce?

No friends, it wasn't. I think it only got postponed.

An array of forces must have worked in tandem to keep the world going for yet another day...or more than that.

Here's why I think the WORLD didn't end in 2012:-

1. Because the Mayan calendar actually had another page which some genius must've casually misplaced
2. Because Nostradamus had better ideas
3. Because Rajnikant had already signed up for three more movies
4. Because Sir Alex "Wily Old Jackass" Fergusson bargained for Extraaaaaa time. Good job Man Utd!
5. Because someone God loves accumulated loads of Kingfisher Airlines' shares and is waiting for Mr.Mallya to come up with the investor/s he has been talking about since ages
6. Because some of the Gods thought it would be inauspicious to conduct such an important task during a leap year
7. Because the Angel of Death found it difficult to pile up the necessary ammunition in these times of high inflation and deep recession
8. Because many people suddenly took loans thinking that the world would end and that they'd escape the cursed EMIs, and God could afford to miss this opportunity for a "haw-haw" moment. In other words, he enjoyed a mega MTV Bakra moment
9. Because somebody got stoned at a new year party
10. Because everyone acted busy and didn't seem bothered. God didn't expect the Climax he had planned to evoke such a cold reception

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! (I know I'm late)

Cheers

CRD