THE COLLEAGUE SONG

Preface – The Bear walked into a new day in the jungle. The atmosphere was filled with the cacophony of certain animals giggling away to glory. The Gorilla, the female pig, and the pack of Hyenas were at their irritating worst, bitching about all and sundry. Only a handful of the rest were actually immersed in work. A usual day in the jungle.

Just then, one of the noisy ones broke into a song, and everyone else joined in.

Virus Ke Liye Jaise Host Hota Hai

Vaise Har Ek Colleague Zaroori Hota Hai

Vaise Har Ek Colleague Zaroori Hota Hai

Koi Tere Failure Pe Haath Badhaye

Koi Tere Success Pe Aag Sulgaye

Ek Tere Burden Ko Halka Kare

Toh Koi Tere Sukoon Mein Ungli Kare

Koi Always Giving, Koi Selfish Hota Hai

Par Har Ek Colleague Zaroori Hota Hai

Ek Ghadi Ghadi Kaam Aye, Aur Kabhi Kabhi Consult Kare

Ek Kabhi Kaam Na Aye, Par Ghadi Ghadi Disturb Kare

Knowledge Aur Inputs Ka Koi Treasury

Koi Cheap-talk Ka Ghoomta Phirta Factory

Koi Not-So-Good, Koi Worse Hota Hai

Lekin Har Ek Colleague Zaroori Hota hai

Cubicle Waala, Koi Gtalk Waala

Koi Lunch Time Pe Company Dene Waala

Celebrations, Trips Organise Karne Waala

Koi Insider Information Dene Waala

Helping Colleague, Motivating Colleague

Bitching Colleague, Giggling Colleague

Yeda Colleague, Shaana Colleague

Honest Colleague, Jealous Colleague

Team Player, Ass-Licker

Big Joker, Back-Stabber

Rule-Breaker, Rule-Abider

Peeth-Peeche Oral-Crapper

Gin-Gin Ke Types Bheja Roast Hota Hai

Par Har Ek Colleague Zaroori Hota Hai

Haan Har Ek Colleague Zaroori Hota Hai

Epilogue – The Doe smiled and said, “Har Colleague Zaroori Hai Yaar!!!”

Just then the Bear stepped out of his cubicle with an irritated look on his face. "Now you tell me", he said as he dunked the severed heads of the Gorilla, the Female Pig and the Hyenas in the garbage bin.