I HAVE DONE 9 STUPID THINGS OUT OF 37

Tagged by: Prajwala

The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[  ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 3

Well, yeah, gum has fallen off my mouth both while speaking and while not, coz I spat it out. Now that aint stupid, is it?

When you're all alone, you think (unless you're a Zombie). So yeah, I must've thought about something funny, and laughed about it. ALONE! So What? :P

[  ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[  ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[  ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times

[  ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little

star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

Well, yeah, just tried singing them. Just to make sure whether the high notes in the 2 octet matched exactly.

Didn't understand what I just said? Mission Accomplished! :d

So far: 4

[  ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit .

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[x] You type only with two fingers.

Ok, the spit part is grosse, so maybe I'm dumb there:P

I think whoever made the Matrix is either dumb, or thinks his audience is dumb! Hell , even Lawrence Fishburne (Morpheus) once admitted candidly that he did not understand the plot, so why blame me if I stopped watching the movie midway? 

I type with 2 fingers. I'm not DUMB! I have FAST fingers!

So far: 7

[  ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[  ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your

nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[  ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

Well yeah. Not just once, many times! 

Don't ask me what I was looking at on those occasions. :P

So far: 8

[  ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[  ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[  ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[  ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[  ] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 8

Phew!

[  ] You have eaten a bug

[  ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something

more important

[  ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and

didn’t realize it

[  ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in

your hand

[  ] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 8

Hah!

[  ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say

will happen to you if you don’t.

[  ] You break a lot of things.

[  ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[  ] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 9

My Lucky Number!!!

[  ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the

texture of the ceiling or wall

[  ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 9

HAH! Told You its my Lucky Number! :)

9 out of 37.

24% !!!

I FAIL!!

I AINT DUMB!

WOOHOO!!

I pass this tag to whoever is vela, or is facing a fatal bout of Writers' block.

Takhliya!!

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