Thursday, 26 March 2009

ACADEMIC ATYAACHAAR!!



Jo Bore Hua Toh Baal Main Nochun
Notebook Ko Drawing Book Main Bana Loon
Studying Studying Nikle Re Dhuaaaaaaan....

Summers...Mein Nikli...Hain Internships Ki Arthee
Arre What To Tell You Readers Kya Huaaaaaa?

Arre Sapne Dekhe Career Ke
Par Mitti Mein Mil Jaaye
Phoonkein Re Career Ki Duniya
Ko Boley Good Byeeee....

Koi Sun Le, Hai Allah
Sun Meri Yeh Guhaaaaarrr.....

Tauba Tera Tax-Law,
Tauba Hai O.R.
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Arre Tauba Tera Tax-Law,
Tauba Hai O.R.
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Jao Jao Director....
Oh Vaidu Ho Ohhhh Hooooo!

Arre Tauba Tera Tax-Law,
Tauba Hai O.R.
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Ho Gaye Sar Ke Paar
Strategy...Strategy..
Loot Gaye Re Scorecard...
Marks Sookh Sookh Murjhaaye

Bol Bol Why Did You Fail Me?
Presentation Bhi Le Yaar Kill Me
Bol Bol Why Did You Fail Me?...Bol!!!

Bol Bol Why Did You #$%@ Me?
Presentation Le Le Yaar Kill Me
Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar!!!

Tauba Tera MR, Tauba CSR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Arre Tauba Tera MR, Tauba CSR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Eco Mein Hai Sirf...
"Poverty"..."Mango Tree"...
Costing Hai Bekaar...
Sar Roz Roz Hum Khujaayein

Arre Eco Mein Hai Sirf...
"Poverty"..."Mango Tree"...
Costing Hai Bekaar...
Sar Roz Roz Hum Khujaayein

Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
30 Pages Wasted Stationery
Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
Bol!!!
Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
30 Pages Wasted Stationery
Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar!!!

Tauba Tera Finance, Tauba Hai HR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....
Arre Tauba Tera Finance, Tauba Hai HR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Hello!! Am i with you? Hello!!!!

Shucks! I left out MIS,Spanish, and Supply Chain Mgmt...

What The Heck! Do you need any more? Get over it! :P
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71 comments:

  1. Aparajita27 March 2009 at 09:14

    Nice one. :)
    What subject are you a student of? Something to do with Economics and Management, right?

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  2. Anwesa27 March 2009 at 13:26

    a first time visit.n a creative post :)
    :)
    :)

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  3. Jadis27 March 2009 at 19:30

    LMFAO!!!!
    :D
    this is totally THE shit!!! and so true too!!
    keep it up!
    xD

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  4. Kriti27 March 2009 at 22:14

    ROFL

    This is awesome stuff, Chris!!

    Even though there were bits I wouldn't get, I just couldn't help laughing!

    Kudos for coming up with such awesome lyrics!

    :)

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  5. Unknown27 March 2009 at 23:23

    NIce Blog mate.....

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  6. Adeline27 March 2009 at 23:49

    u get a brownie point for this one !

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  7. Kartz27 March 2009 at 23:59

    LMAO! Result of ur B-school curriculum? ;D

    And how are you doin' bro'? Am just comin' off a hiatus meself.

    Trust all is well. See you around.

    Peace.

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  8. Charu Sharma28 March 2009 at 00:17

    Loling..Rolling..

    Hilarious,true..just tooooo gooood..

    KUDOS..!!
    :)

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  9. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:38

    @aparajita - yes gal. first year student at a management institute :P

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  10. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:39

    @anwesa - hey hey! welcome to my blog :) glad to have a new visitor :)

    Will chk out ur blog soon :)

    Thanx :)

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  11. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:40

    @jadis - hey gal! long time no see :)

    oh yea its shit alrite :P

    The things that happen in college are more shitty...trust me :P

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  12. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:42

    @creation - hehe.
    the recipe for awesome lyrics..1 hour travel time in a surprisingly empty mumbai local train(i hardly get place to stand on one foot otherwise)..and some really stressful moments in college :P

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  13. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:42

    @kunal - :|

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  14. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:43

    @sunflower - you get red, orange and burgundy hair dyes for the comment :P

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  15. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:43

    @kartz - you bet mate! :d
    would love to chk ur post dude :)

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  16. CRD28 March 2009 at 00:44

    @charu - oh ho! finally u did manage to visit :) acha laga :)
    Thanx for the comment :)

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  17. Restive Mind28 March 2009 at 02:31

    hehe real nice one!
    Can empathize with u in every line!
    Yours truly,
    Another victim of academic atyachaar :D

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  18. Anonymous28 March 2009 at 02:49

    wow such a creative post super!!Nice to see you have updated blog.
    http://cutestangel.wordpress.com/

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  19. The Vitruvian Boy29 March 2009 at 01:10

    ROFL......

    I can understand what going on u....

    I think summer internship would be yr Paro..... :D

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  20. S A J I T H31 March 2009 at 14:06

    hey hey stuff yaarr....superb!

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  21. buzzzzzzzzz...31 March 2009 at 23:10

    lol....kool 1 dere...

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  22. Eraj1 April 2009 at 16:19

    hehehe... spoken like a true frustrated student :P
    keep it up...buddy

    cheers!
    happy blogging!

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  23. creyzeee1 April 2009 at 19:32

    hahaha...cant stop laughin! God! ur brilliant!

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  24. Shruti Narayanan1 April 2009 at 20:36

    lol.. lovely... tune ke saath gaya toh mazaa aaya.. heee hee...

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  25. иidhi S2 April 2009 at 20:31

    Really a nice one... you have made my commerce days..so fresh in mind..aaarrggghhhh...!!!!!

    How i hated eveythin abt it...

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  26. Nidhi Seethapathi4 April 2009 at 00:32

    the first ten lines sound like ehsaan qureshi was saying them (u kno that tune of his?) anyway....nice post..voice of every student!

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  27. Mitchelle Carvalho4 April 2009 at 15:43

    "Awesome" is not the word for this academic travesty !!!!!!!!!!!

    ROFFL!!!!!!!

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  28. Fantasies of a Lifetime5 April 2009 at 15:12

    lol , Somehow this makes me glad that I am out of college and MBA institutes refuse to give me an admission :P

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  29. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:40

    @sudha - hehe...my symptahies with u as well dear :P

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  30. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:40

    @cutestangel - hey thanx :)

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  31. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:40

    @Vitruvian - yea..but i think things are abt to change soon :d
    but then again, this thing was more about atrocities than frustration at not gettin placed :P

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  32. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:40

    @sajith - hey hey thanks hey :P

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  33. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:40

    @buzzzzzzzzzzz - thank yooo...hope i got the number of zees right :P

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  34. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:40

    @Eisha - hehe. thanx dear
    Happy reading:P
    when r u updating urs?

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  35. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:40

    @creyzeee - hehe. ab kya kahoon..i was born that way :P
    Thanx gal :)

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  36. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:41

    @Shruti Mukundan - hehe. yea..deliberately tried to put it in tune...
    and notice how the R's come properly aligned :P good thing we had a lot of subjects ending with R's :P

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  37. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:41

    @Nidhi S - oh this is worse than commerce...Ever been thru HR and a word game called strategy? :P
    ???? Man uve seen nothing:P

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  38. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:41

    @Nidhi Seethapathi - Ehsaan Qureishi?? Never thought abt it that way..but now that i imagined it,,,yea..its funny :d

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  39. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:41

    @Mitchu - Thanx is not the word...

    but what the hell..take it anyway! :P

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  40. CRD6 April 2009 at 16:41

    @Fantasies - Oh no no..i wasnt talkin abt all colleges yaar. Dont go by my blasphemy :P
    Thanx for the visit :)

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  41. gypsy6 April 2009 at 18:10

    oops

    thats like surprising and pretty gud too...

    keep scribblin

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  42. IceMaiden6 April 2009 at 22:07

    ROFL!!!! toooo gooodd!!! hehe :P :D

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  43. Supaar7 April 2009 at 14:16

    Hahah! this was hilarious! :D

    My first visit to this blog, and I came out laughing! Good one :D

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  44. Ire7 April 2009 at 14:46

    Cool! I totally enjoyed this!

    Thanks for stopping by...

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  45. Adisha10 April 2009 at 09:27

    LOLzzzz. Man that was too funny ... Hilarious !! Where do you come up with these things ?

    Cheers,
    adisha

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  46. Kriti11 April 2009 at 14:39

    Hi,

    Pop over to my blog, there’s an award waiting for you.

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  47. TM11 April 2009 at 18:37

    Hilarious ...
    even though some lines dont seem so natural.. but some lines r damn hilarious..

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  48. ~'®Î†Z'11 April 2009 at 23:49

    Awesome.... :)
    Damn Hilarious... :)
    Keep up d gr8 work... :)
    well i visited 4 d first time....
    n now will keep visiting.. :)

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  49. Comfortably Numb18 April 2009 at 23:23

    I totally feel for you. God bless you.

    Cheers!!

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  50. Thoughts Over Chai22 April 2009 at 19:25

    Applauds!! very nice one and i couldn't stop laughing reading each phrase.
    n hey thanks for sending me the invitation to blogerrati. Its a nice group!!

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  51. Netika Lumb23 April 2009 at 02:44

    AWESOME!
    ndobtedly one of the best posts I've read.. Super AWESOME.. Being a commerce student myself, I couldn't help but relate.

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  52. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:51

    @ d gypsy - Hey, thanx a lot :)

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  53. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:51

    @Ice Maiden - HEy, the floor hasn't been mopped yet. Giddy Up gal :P

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  54. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:52

    @Iggy - Hey, thanx. PLease do keep visiting :)

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  55. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:52

    @Nikki - Thanx dear. And you're welcome :)

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  56. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:52

    @Adisha - Arre, if you were in my place, you'd have probably come up with a dozen more like these :P

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  57. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:52

    @Creation - Thank you hai jee :)

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  58. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:52

    @TM - Well, they'd seem perrrfect if you were in the same institute as I. :P

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  59. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:52

    @Ritz - Arre thanx. Please DO KEEP VISITING. :)

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  60. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:52

    @Comfortably - Dude, you're beginning to sound like Aasaram Bapu. :P.Thanks :)

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  61. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:53

    @Tasneem - HEy thanx a lot for the comment. And thanks for joining Blogeratti :)

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  62. CRD25 April 2009 at 06:53

    @NEtika - Aww. You mean that? Thanks a lot dear.
    Oh btw, that was about my MBA institute :P

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  63. Anonymous27 April 2009 at 20:15

    interesting and entertaining...:)
    m already sick with my xams fever...now this thing made me recall how pathetic these xams days are...lol

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  64. Defiant Princess27 April 2009 at 21:22

    lol, this is great !
    you must copyright your stuff :P

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  65. Defiant Princess27 April 2009 at 21:22

    lol, this is great !
    you must copyright your stuff :P

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  66. Pranay3 May 2009 at 15:20

    heyy dhaansu tha yaar...
    i especially liked these lines...
    Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
    30 Pages Wasted Stationery

    nice thotful and eco-friendly!

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  67. Vipin12 May 2009 at 09:53

    Good one buddy!

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  68. pensive19 May 2009 at 19:54

    consider this, i'm sitting here in my local cyber-cafe (local and yet distant), rumming through your blog, i come across your take on the atyachaar song. as i go through the verses, my fellow surfers grow more uncomfortable, i cant help that though. i just dont know how i'm supposed to stop rolling around in my chair and stop laughing my shock-absorbers off. maannn!!!! how long did this take you?

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  69. cutestangel21 May 2009 at 22:10

    very innovative and funny!!

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  70. cutestangel31 May 2009 at 13:59

    good lyrics!!
    Nicely constructed.

    http://cutestangel.wordpress.com/2008/09/03/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel/

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  71. angel from heaven1 July 2009 at 02:58

    Nice one well written.Good lyrics!!

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