Tagged by: Prajwala
The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 3
Well, yeah, gum has fallen off my mouth both while speaking and while not, coz I spat it out. Now that aint stupid, is it?
When you're all alone, you think (unless you're a Zombie). So yeah, I must've thought about something funny, and laughed about it. ALONE! So What? :P
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
Well, yeah, just tried singing them. Just to make sure whether the high notes in the 2 octet matched exactly.
Didn't understand what I just said? Mission Accomplished! :d
So far: 4
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers.
Ok, the spit part is grosse, so maybe I'm dumb there:P
I think whoever made the Matrix is either dumb, or thinks his audience is dumb! Hell , even Lawrence Fishburne (Morpheus) once admitted candidly that he did not understand the plot, so why blame me if I stopped watching the movie midway?
I type with 2 fingers. I'm not DUMB! I have FAST fingers!
So far: 7
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
Well yeah. Not just once, many times!
Don't ask me what I was looking at on those occasions. :P
So far: 8
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 8
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn’t realize it
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
So far: 8
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say
will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 9
My Lucky Number!!!
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
HAH! Told You its my Lucky Number! :)
9 out of 37.
I AINT DUMB!
I pass this tag to whoever is vela, or is facing a fatal bout of Writers' block.
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