Sunday, 26 December 2010

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN


Yet another Christmas has come and gone. Santa's doled out his gifts. I stopped asking him for gifts ever since I overgrew the biggest stocking available in the market. But since we humans like to receive, Santa's still in business.

Here's a list of things some of the rich and famous must've asked from Santa:-

Ashok Chavan - Nevermind my ministry. I want my flat back.

Tiger Woods - I want a trophy...and a new cellphone with QWERTY keypads.

Shane Warne - I need lotsa phone numbers. I don't work anymore..whadda you expect me to do all day for Christsakes?

Julian Assange - I want nothing. But I do know what YOU want. I'll keep your fans posted ;)

Veena Malik - I wanna go back to Pakistan

The Great Khali - Umphh gmmph jukssh ummph...

Begum Nawazish Ali - I wanna be a man...ermm..no, a woman....uhmmm..no wait...gimme some time to think meri jaan!

Arnab Goswami - Forget what I want. Tonight INDIA wants an answer Mr.Santa. Where were you all these months??

China - We want Tibet, Arunachal, Taipei, Aksai Chin....

Freddy Mercury's ghost - I want to ride my bicycle...

Himesh Reshammiya - (angrily) Mujhe tere ghar mein roti chaahiye!!!

Akshay Kumar - Mujhe ek hit chahiye

Abhishek Bachchan - Hey, that ain't fair, I came first....D'oh

A Raja - I want...ahem...psst...I'll call you

Indian opposition parties - Humein bhi scam-scam khelna hai!!

Pranab Mukherjee - zzzzzz

Dr.Manmohan Singh - What do you want me to want Soniaji?

Rajnikant - Come here Santa...tell me what you want..

CRD - I want lotsa comments!!


Feel free to add a few more via your comments.

Compliments of the season!!

Cheers, CRD

9 comments:

  1. Manmohan Singh : kill me :D

    Happy New Year and
    Happy Birthday in advance.. wont be able to wish.. u know :-)

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  2. lol! 2 much... Khali, A Raja n rajnikant's comments killed me!

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  3. lol .. liked the Manmohan singh one and Arnab one ... u shud have made a worldwide list n not stuck to just indian personalities ... wud hav given u more number of ppl to poke fun at :P :D ....

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  4. wud have given u better quality jokes i mean :P

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  5. This post really deserves a lot of comments! Awesome!
    All of them were too good.

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  6. ha ha ha ha! That was so entertaining! This really lightened my mood!

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  7. haha...'tis a good list...!

    i like what CRD wants best :P

    ~Sanz
    http://sanz360.wordpress.com/

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  8. Lol... I don't think I have chuckled in a very long time, the way I did just now... I had to literally shove my hand over my mouth from laughing out loud; lest I wake up my 7 year old niece who has school early in the morning... Coming back to the point... I louuuud it... No doubts...

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  9. it's Bwahahahhaahaha!!
    CRD back in action :D

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