Friday, 1 January 2010

RESOLUTIONS OF THE FAMOUS


The New Year Has come. Most people (except for losers like me...LOSERS RULE!!!) prefer bringing in the New Year partying the night away with friends, or random strangers even. Some like to cuddle with their sweethearts. Owners of lonely hearts might want to gaze up at the stars and the moon in the sky. Busy ones would prefer enjoying their once-a-year peaceful 8-hours plus of uninterrupted sleep (provided the folks in the neighborhood aren't too obsessed about fireworks). But almost everyone has 'New Year' resolutions. Of course, not many would like to admit it, for feared of being labelled as wusses who need to plan everything in life.

I'd made a few resolutions the last time around. Current status, you ask? Screwed up almost all of em. Didn't lose weight, am still an emotional fool, and I still can't dance or play the guitar. But I did manage to better my blogging average, to a little more than 2 posts a month, in spite of the gruelling course. Its simple..the more pissed or upset you are, the more you blog. Do I see heads nodding in approval already?

Up until the last year, I always had something to post about my New-Year Resolutions. This time around though, I think I'll keep em to myself. But here's a list of Resolutions of some famous personalities. These are just rumours, so keep em to yourselves, and if you can't, then keep the author's name to yourselves...

Here goes:

1. Himesh Reshammiya - I will restrict my acting skills only to stage shows and reality shows.

2. L.K.Advani - I will prove it to them that I still have a few years to go before retirement. Abhi toh main jawaan hoon...

3. Raj Thakeray - I will keep track of all Migrants to give them Grand Welcomes. Also, I will keep track of all late-night western-themed parties for the same reason.

4. Uddhav Thakeray - I will strive to gain access to all that info before Raj does.

5. Suresh Kalmadi - I will make the Common Wealth Games in Delhi a reality...in 2010. Oops...it's already here?? OMG!

6. Robin Uthappa and Dinesh Karthik - We will feature in more games than sub-standard ads.

7. Tiger Woods - I will concentrate strictly on golf holes, and keep my balls on the right courses.

8. Shiney Ahuja - I will convince my on-screen heroines than I'm not as bad in REEL life.

9. Tanaaz and Bakhtiyar Irani, Delnaz Irani, Rakhi Sawant, Bobby Darling, etc etc - We will not do any more reality shows (Now this one's definitely just a rumour)

10. All Miss-India's - We will not enter Bollywood, ever! (And so is this one!)

11. Uday Chopra - I Will stop acting in movies

12. Audiences - We will make sure he keeps his word

13. TV Producers - We will completely stop making saas-bahu serials...Laughter shows are the in-thing as far as torture goes today.

14. Elesh (of Rakhi Sawant ka swayamwar fame) - I will pray to 'Jee-juss' that I get married this year

15. Indian Politicians - We will wash our feet before putting them in our own mouths the next time.

16. Aamir Khan - I've had enough of roles as 21-year olds. I will play a 22-year old henceforth.

17. Doomsayers - We will let the world know that the end comes in 2012.

18. God - (without even looking, in true babu-style) - 2012?? Huh..baad mein aana...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Cheers
CRD

23 comments:

  1. That was such a hilarious post..
    I m stil ROFLing!! :D
    tiger woods, miss indias elesh aamir khan ones had me in splits !
    Right punch at the right places.. keep similar posts flowin in..

    N wishin u a happy n rockin year ahead ..n may dis time ur resolutions materialize :)
    Cheers!

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  2. Funny! Interesting! Liked the post!

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  3. i was actually nodding heavily when it came to resolutions and blogs... guess every blogger resolves to increase the blogging average. this yr am stuck to 1 post per month... might increase next yr.

    gud luck with ur secret resolutions and wish u a very happy new year :)

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  4. hey i liked ur post . mayb u missed out some :P

    Chetan Bhagat : I wont ever let film makers to produce a film on my novels coz they dont giv me ne credit :P (tho' it doesnt seem he's learnt frm his mistakes)

    CRD : I will keep posting humourous blogs.

    Hv a rocking yr!!! :D

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  5. AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
    This is an awesome way to start this year.. With a post like this, and with a smile like this on my face after reading this, I am certain this year will be ROCKING!!!

    Happy new year. And all the best with your resolutions, if any ;)

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  6. Haha! I was just thinking, new year and resolutions!

    nah! I dint make any. waste of time thinking, when I am gonna break em.

    Happy New Year!

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  7. that was really funny :)
    you have a fantastic year ahead!

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  8. Ooooooohhh.. I had a ball readin tis one.. (And mine have nuttin to do wid Tiger Woods') I bet my ass off on this one.. This is the 1st good post I have read this yr.. Hi fiver to you for this one mr.. Keep em comin... N i shall keep bettin my ass off!!!

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  9. lols good post.New years resolutions are made for breaking!!hee hee.

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  10. "Tiger Woods - I will concentrate strictly on golf holes, and keep my balls on the right courses."

    ROTFL!!!

    "All Miss-India's - We will not enter Bollywood, ever!"

    Yea, a rumour for sure

    "Suresh Kalmadi - I will make the Common Wealth Games in Delhi a reality...in 2010. Oops...it's already here?? OMG!"

    He he


    Enjoyed the post a lot!

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  11. Uday Chopra - I Will stop acting in movies
    I like this one the most despite Himesh Reshammiya,all Miss India-s and television actors giving him tough competition as far as their resolutions go XD
    I really like your blog.Do write more! :)

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  12. @Shruti - Wish you the same . thnx

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  13. @Shruti Mukundan - Thank you for the wishes...i figured i havent made any resolutions so far....there goes my secret!! :P

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  14. @Adeline - Yeah, I left out a few alright. Thanx to our 'gruelling schedule' and lethargy, i havent been able to keep track of news :P

    Na, i think ill have less humourous posts this year...more depressing stuff :P

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  15. @NETIKA - Thank you jee...Thank You

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  16. @Zany - Thats they way to go :P

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  17. @Tabitha - LOL! You've put a lot at stake, dontcha think? Bhaago Tiger aaya! :P

    Cheers
    CRD

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  18. @Angel - Breaks into Nancy Sinatra's voice "these resolutions are made for breaking...."

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  19. @Samadrita - You like my blog? Gee thnks :)

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