Sunday, 9 August 2009

WILD WILD "PAS-CHIM"


The two men were now at each other's throats, holding each other by the collar. They didn't say a word. They just looked deep into each other's eyes with seething rage and puffing chests. But they both knew that this wasn't how true cowboys settled scores. This definitely called for a duel. So what if the fight was only over a seat at the saloon? 

Just two tables away, an old man downed his tequila, and wiped his lips dry. He smiled.

A few minutes later, the two cowboys were standing on the dusty road outside the saloon, with their backs against each other, and their Big-Tex revolvers gripped firmly in their hands. Kish was a little tense, even though he'd won a dozen duels before, at the same spot. A few metres away, Clara, the mini-skirted waitress stood with her foot against the wall, showing off her well-toned thighs and legs and pouting suggestively at Kish. Kish winked at her. The old man was standing next to her, watching every movement that the two men made.

Kish began to count.

"One", and the two men walked one pace ahead.

The old man smiled.

"Two" and another step ahead.

The old man's smile grew a little more wide.

"Three" - a step..."Four" - another step..."Five" - yet another step.

The old man's eyes now began to go moist.

"Six"

"Seven"...

The old man was now beaming with pride. He thought he heard an Indian flute play a lovely tune in the distance, and his mind wandered to the past, when Kish didn't know how to count.

He said to himself....







"Yakeen Nahin Aata...Yeh Wohi Kishan Hai?"

Again in the distance, he heard Kavita Krishnamoorthy sing in a melodious voice.

Poorab Se Soorya Uga,
Faailaa Ujiyaara,
Jaagi Har Disha Disha
Jaaga Jag Saara..

Poorab Se Soorya Uga,
Faailaa Ujiyaara

Chalo Padhaayein, Kuch Kar Dikhaayein

Raashtriya Saaksharta Mission!!


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P.S. - What happened at the end, I leave to your imagination :P

Maybe its a damn stupid story. But I'm Soooo Sorry. Im Just Plain BORED :d

Cheers

36 comments:

  1. allryt seriously!!! u hav e a lot of free time on ur hands these days eh?? :| wht d heck was dat :P :D

    But never mind, u brought back lost lost faded memories of that advertisement... "Yakin nahi aata...yeh wohi kishan hai".... :)

    Cheers,
    Annie...

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  2. sorry dude it went abv my head

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  3. Ha..ha...
    Super awesome!
    You managed to remember this ad.. Wah yar :)

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  4. Dude seriously you have Too much free time !!!

    This reads like one of those silly emails that get forwarded endlessly which have you holding your head in the end :))

    Good one though !!

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  5. hahaha..u definitely need a break frm studies...:P

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  6. OMFG Criss :S

    Whatever happened to your blogging sense.

    Get well soon. LMAO!!!!

    Cheers!!

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  7. umm... the start was good.. i liked kish :P
    but then what just happened? *confused*

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  8. This would have been even better WITH an ending to it.

    Cos I'm a little confused as to what exactly was going on.

    Maybe the continuation could in the next post?

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  9. man...TOO good......thank God I have a good memory!!!

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  10. wah..wah..kya imagination hai!!
    It somehow leaves me to the memory of small comic skits on television which included some fixed actors playing all characters..something like ulta-pulta or flop show! Anyways,comedy is vellapanti..so are you a vella it seems :)

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  11. wow! iam soo touched by this story

    CRD!! Let Insanity prevail

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  12. hahahahaha!!!! too good man! i was wondering if kish will become Crish - but then I LOVE to be surprised!

    one opinion: "A few minutes later" in third paragraph doesn't go well with the intense scene. But anyways, thats just my opinion.

    and once again: awesome post man!

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  13. I guess I was born well after that advertisement (referred to by so many people who have commented before me) was first made, because I have no memory of ever witnessing any such ad.

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  14. the pic looks like a Quick Gun Murugan :D good blog...

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  16. Very creative writing..

    I definitely lack such creativity.


    Make website india

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  17. He he..its the most utter piece of nonsense i have read in a long while..reminds me of quick gun mooregun fr some reason:P

    I like it

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  18. even if u r bored, it was better than the rotten post I wrote recently *wink*

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