Thursday, 26 March 2009

ACADEMIC ATYAACHAAR!!



Jo Bore Hua Toh Baal Main Nochun
Notebook Ko Drawing Book Main Bana Loon
Studying Studying Nikle Re Dhuaaaaaaan....

Summers...Mein Nikli...Hain Internships Ki Arthee
Arre What To Tell You Readers Kya Huaaaaaa?

Arre Sapne Dekhe Career Ke
Par Mitti Mein Mil Jaaye
Phoonkein Re Career Ki Duniya
Ko Boley Good Byeeee....

Koi Sun Le, Hai Allah
Sun Meri Yeh Guhaaaaarrr.....

Tauba Tera Tax-Law,
Tauba Hai O.R.
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Arre Tauba Tera Tax-Law,
Tauba Hai O.R.
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Jao Jao Director....
Oh Vaidu Ho Ohhhh Hooooo!

Arre Tauba Tera Tax-Law,
Tauba Hai O.R.
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Ho Gaye Sar Ke Paar
Strategy...Strategy..
Loot Gaye Re Scorecard...
Marks Sookh Sookh Murjhaaye

Bol Bol Why Did You Fail Me?
Presentation Bhi Le Yaar Kill Me
Bol Bol Why Did You Fail Me?...Bol!!!

Bol Bol Why Did You #$%@ Me?
Presentation Le Le Yaar Kill Me
Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar!!!

Tauba Tera MR, Tauba CSR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Arre Tauba Tera MR, Tauba CSR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Eco Mein Hai Sirf...
"Poverty"..."Mango Tree"...
Costing Hai Bekaar...
Sar Roz Roz Hum Khujaayein

Arre Eco Mein Hai Sirf...
"Poverty"..."Mango Tree"...
Costing Hai Bekaar...
Sar Roz Roz Hum Khujaayein

Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
30 Pages Wasted Stationery
Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
Bol!!!
Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
30 Pages Wasted Stationery
Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar..Jao Na Yaar!!!

Tauba Tera Finance, Tauba Hai HR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....
Arre Tauba Tera Finance, Tauba Hai HR
Tera Academic...Atyachaar....

Hello!! Am i with you? Hello!!!!

Shucks! I left out MIS,Spanish, and Supply Chain Mgmt...

What The Heck! Do you need any more? Get over it! :P

71 comments:

  1. Nice one. :)
    What subject are you a student of? Something to do with Economics and Management, right?

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  2. a first time visit.n a creative post :)
    :)
    :)

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  3. LMFAO!!!!
    :D
    this is totally THE shit!!! and so true too!!
    keep it up!
    xD

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  4. ROFL

    This is awesome stuff, Chris!!

    Even though there were bits I wouldn't get, I just couldn't help laughing!

    Kudos for coming up with such awesome lyrics!

    :)

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  5. u get a brownie point for this one !

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  6. LMAO! Result of ur B-school curriculum? ;D

    And how are you doin' bro'? Am just comin' off a hiatus meself.

    Trust all is well. See you around.

    Peace.

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  7. Loling..Rolling..

    Hilarious,true..just tooooo gooood..

    KUDOS..!!
    :)

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  8. @aparajita - yes gal. first year student at a management institute :P

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  9. @anwesa - hey hey! welcome to my blog :) glad to have a new visitor :)

    Will chk out ur blog soon :)

    Thanx :)

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  10. @jadis - hey gal! long time no see :)

    oh yea its shit alrite :P

    The things that happen in college are more shitty...trust me :P

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  11. @creation - hehe.
    the recipe for awesome lyrics..1 hour travel time in a surprisingly empty mumbai local train(i hardly get place to stand on one foot otherwise)..and some really stressful moments in college :P

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  12. @sunflower - you get red, orange and burgundy hair dyes for the comment :P

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  13. @kartz - you bet mate! :d
    would love to chk ur post dude :)

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  14. @charu - oh ho! finally u did manage to visit :) acha laga :)
    Thanx for the comment :)

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  15. hehe real nice one!
    Can empathize with u in every line!
    Yours truly,
    Another victim of academic atyachaar :D

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  16. wow such a creative post super!!Nice to see you have updated blog.
    http://cutestangel.wordpress.com/

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  17. ROFL......

    I can understand what going on u....

    I think summer internship would be yr Paro..... :D

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  18. hehehe... spoken like a true frustrated student :P
    keep it up...buddy

    cheers!
    happy blogging!

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  19. hahaha...cant stop laughin! God! ur brilliant!

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  20. lol.. lovely... tune ke saath gaya toh mazaa aaya.. heee hee...

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  21. Really a nice one... you have made my commerce days..so fresh in mind..aaarrggghhhh...!!!!!

    How i hated eveythin abt it...

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  22. the first ten lines sound like ehsaan qureshi was saying them (u kno that tune of his?) anyway....nice post..voice of every student!

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  23. "Awesome" is not the word for this academic travesty !!!!!!!!!!!

    ROFFL!!!!!!!

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  24. lol , Somehow this makes me glad that I am out of college and MBA institutes refuse to give me an admission :P

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  25. @sudha - hehe...my symptahies with u as well dear :P

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  26. @cutestangel - hey thanx :)

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  27. @Vitruvian - yea..but i think things are abt to change soon :d
    but then again, this thing was more about atrocities than frustration at not gettin placed :P

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  28. @sajith - hey hey thanks hey :P

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  29. @buzzzzzzzzzzz - thank yooo...hope i got the number of zees right :P

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  30. @Eisha - hehe. thanx dear
    Happy reading:P
    when r u updating urs?

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  31. @creyzeee - hehe. ab kya kahoon..i was born that way :P
    Thanx gal :)

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  32. @Shruti Mukundan - hehe. yea..deliberately tried to put it in tune...
    and notice how the R's come properly aligned :P good thing we had a lot of subjects ending with R's :P

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  33. @Nidhi S - oh this is worse than commerce...Ever been thru HR and a word game called strategy? :P
    ???? Man uve seen nothing:P

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  34. @Nidhi Seethapathi - Ehsaan Qureishi?? Never thought abt it that way..but now that i imagined it,,,yea..its funny :d

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  35. @Mitchu - Thanx is not the word...

    but what the hell..take it anyway! :P

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  36. @Fantasies - Oh no no..i wasnt talkin abt all colleges yaar. Dont go by my blasphemy :P
    Thanx for the visit :)

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  37. oops

    thats like surprising and pretty gud too...

    keep scribblin

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  38. ROFL!!!! toooo gooodd!!! hehe :P :D

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  39. Hahah! this was hilarious! :D

    My first visit to this blog, and I came out laughing! Good one :D

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  40. Cool! I totally enjoyed this!

    Thanks for stopping by...

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  41. LOLzzzz. Man that was too funny ... Hilarious !! Where do you come up with these things ?

    Cheers,
    adisha

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  42. Hi,

    Pop over to my blog, there’s an award waiting for you.

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  43. Hilarious ...
    even though some lines dont seem so natural.. but some lines r damn hilarious..

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  44. Awesome.... :)
    Damn Hilarious... :)
    Keep up d gr8 work... :)
    well i visited 4 d first time....
    n now will keep visiting.. :)

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  45. I totally feel for you. God bless you.

    Cheers!!

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  46. Applauds!! very nice one and i couldn't stop laughing reading each phrase.
    n hey thanks for sending me the invitation to blogerrati. Its a nice group!!

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  47. AWESOME!
    ndobtedly one of the best posts I've read.. Super AWESOME.. Being a commerce student myself, I couldn't help but relate.

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  48. @ d gypsy - Hey, thanx a lot :)

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  49. @Ice Maiden - HEy, the floor hasn't been mopped yet. Giddy Up gal :P

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  50. @Iggy - Hey, thanx. PLease do keep visiting :)

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  51. @Nikki - Thanx dear. And you're welcome :)

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  52. @Adisha - Arre, if you were in my place, you'd have probably come up with a dozen more like these :P

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  53. @Creation - Thank you hai jee :)

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  54. @TM - Well, they'd seem perrrfect if you were in the same institute as I. :P

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  55. @Ritz - Arre thanx. Please DO KEEP VISITING. :)

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  56. @Comfortably - Dude, you're beginning to sound like Aasaram Bapu. :P.Thanks :)

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  57. @Tasneem - HEy thanx a lot for the comment. And thanks for joining Blogeratti :)

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  58. @NEtika - Aww. You mean that? Thanks a lot dear.
    Oh btw, that was about my MBA institute :P

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  59. interesting and entertaining...:)
    m already sick with my xams fever...now this thing made me recall how pathetic these xams days are...lol

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  60. lol, this is great !
    you must copyright your stuff :P

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  61. lol, this is great !
    you must copyright your stuff :P

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  62. heyy dhaansu tha yaar...
    i especially liked these lines...
    Kaisa Marketing Ka Case Study?
    30 Pages Wasted Stationery

    nice thotful and eco-friendly!

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  63. consider this, i'm sitting here in my local cyber-cafe (local and yet distant), rumming through your blog, i come across your take on the atyachaar song. as i go through the verses, my fellow surfers grow more uncomfortable, i cant help that though. i just dont know how i'm supposed to stop rolling around in my chair and stop laughing my shock-absorbers off. maannn!!!! how long did this take you?

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  64. good lyrics!!
    Nicely constructed.

    http://cutestangel.wordpress.com/2008/09/03/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel/

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  65. Nice one well written.Good lyrics!!

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